This morning as Cole was getting dressed (green shorts, orange tee) he said his teacher, Mrs. Dunn, told the kids that they should wear green, but underwear didn't count. I said, "Well, sure, because nobody can see it." And Cole said, "They would if you didn't wear pants."
If you forget to wear some green, pinch yourself for me, will ya? (But if you forget to wear your pants, I don't want to know....)